There are some products out there that are so good it doesn’t matter who they are marketed to. Case in point: Johnson’s Bedtime Bath! Much like Secret deodorant is strong enough for a man but made for a woman, Johnson’s Bedtime Bath is made to lull children into a sleepy state but even if you don’t have kids you should get some of this stuff for that night time shower when you want to get a good night’s rest.
On the totally flip side, I don’t understand my relationship with Johnson’s Baby Oil. I HAVE to buy a big bottle every few months, what if someone came over and I didn’t have any? It would be like not having sugar in your pantry, it’s a staple of any bathroom I’ve ever seen ever.
Once while in a casino, out of the cloud of tobacco scented people emerged a handsome blue eyed man with the perfect touch of 5 oclock shadow. He introduced himself and shook my hand, that’s when I caught a whiff of him – this guy smelled of Johnson’s Baby Oil! It was so distinctive and strong I had to ask him why he was wearing baby oil. He told me women love to smell babies and he wanted women to enjoy smelling him! and had the nerve to wink! uggh, gross, I had to ruuuuuuuuuuun not walk away! He watched me incredulously for the next 1/2 hour or so, I’m sure he couldn’t believe I walked off from him but that was just too much for me @ 18ish, I hadn’t even put the batteries in my biological clock yet.
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